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Toshimitsu's mother's meat...
TOSHIMITSU'S MOTHER'S MEAT!
It's been two years since I came back.
There's a series of this.
It's finally coming to me.
I haven't been able to talk to you lately.
When you met me, it was like that, but don't notice it after a few years.
He's weird.
Listen, it's weird.
It's funny.
Because you also appeared on the radio.
That's right.
I had a great call.
It's okay.
Oh, I see.
I started talking about my daily life.
Call me.
Not now.
You're a natural.
You're a good mother.
Thank you.
Last time, when I went to Tetsuya's mother's house, I said I'd do it next time.
I see.
You said it.
I see. You said it.
Tetsuya's mother also had 8.8 million views.
That's a lot of views.
That's amazing.
If you do it yourself, it'll have an impact on Tetsuya's mother.
That's not true.
You're cheating.
I'm worried about my mother.
She was nervous.
That's right.
She said something like, 'Go ahead.'
Let's see how excited she is this time, too.
Yes.
Last week...
You're kidding me.
No, I'm not.
It's been a while.
Yes.
It's been a while.
How are you?
Today,
I'm Toshimitsu,
the Toshimitsu King,
who listens to Toshimitsu's mother.
Thank you for having me.
Do you have any enthusiasm?
No.
Anyway, I'm excited.
Yes, you can relax.
Thank you for having me.
I feel like I've gotten better at making videos than I thought.
I thought you were more of a capybara.
Yes, I thought I was more of a capybara, too.
When Daisuke was a capybara,
I thought he'd be cute,
so I got used to making videos about Mother's Day.
It's a bit of a shocker,
but it's like, 'Oh, this is it.'
It's a bit of a touch.
Okay, let's get started!
Okay!
First question!
What's your favorite food?
- Huh?! - Mine, right?
- Yeah. - This is interesting...
- I'm kind of worried about this... - I'm kind of worried about this...
This time, Toshimitsu is the mother and I'm not Toshimitsu's mother.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- It's obvious that I got it right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, what's Toshimitsu's favorite food?
I'd know right away if it was Tetsuya.
- What are you talking about? - And it's his family's food, right?
- It was normal, so... - This is it!
I think it has something to do with his family this time.
- Okay, Tetsuya! - Yes?
- I think you've watched a lot of my videos. - Yeah.
- "Fairness." - Yeah.
- But I don't think that's a good answer. - Oh, I see.
- I don't know if that's a weird answer for a video. - It's not weird at all!
- Yumimaru! - Yes, here it is!
Tuna sushi.
- Oh, sushi! - You're right!
- Tuna sushi is a little too much... - Is it too much?!
- Tuna sushi is... - You don't seem like you'd say that.
- Toshimitsu! - I'll say something more realistic.
- "Mackerel grilled in salt." - Huh?!
- Really?! - Huh?!
- No way! - You've never said that before!
- If you said this at home, you'd be excited, right? - I'd be excited, but I'd also be pretty cold.
- You'd be cold?! - Yeah.
- When you go home and eat, you'll definitely have it. - Oh...
- If you said this, I'd be a little moved. - You're right.
- I'll announce the correct answer! - Okay!
- The correct answer is... - Here it is!
- I have a lot of them, but... - Oh, but you know...
- Recently, I've been really emotional. - What?!
- What's related to that? - Yay!
- I'm glad you got it right! - You got it right!
- Let's say "no" again! - Huh?
- Why do you keep saying "recently" when you've been at home all this time?
- Are you really my mother or something?!
- I get it! - I get it!
- I have a habit of avoiding it for the sake of this video. - I see.
- I won't say anything realistic!
Question 2. What's your favorite song?
- Whoa, this is hard! - Huh?
- I don't think I've talked about my favorite song that much. - Songs, huh?
- I'm sure it's "In the car of memories" or something like that. - But if you answer that...
- I think it's pretty lame. - If you watch my videos and say "I sang this song recently" or "this song" again...
- I'll seriously go home for the day. - Go home?
- Seriously, I want to deepen my bond with Toshimitsu's mother with this song.
- I won't lose, okay? - Why do you want to win so badly?
- Okay, Imemaru. - Yes?
- "Celery" by SMAP. - What's "Celery" like?
- "Try your best, just a little~" - Oh, I see!
- You're good. - You're bad.
- You're doing it wrong.
- Okay, Rikiya. - For me, it's "Orange" by SMAP.
- It's lame, but I guess it's "smap" after all. - Yeah.
- Imemaru, that's a great analysis. - But I think you should be more excited about it.
- It's "Joy" by SMAP. - "Joy"?
- Do you know "Joy"? - I don't know it.
- "Let's do something useless together, Joy-Joy, the girl I almost forgot." - I'm sorry, I really don't know it.
- You're at your limit!
- I really don't know it! - I'll give you the correct answer.
- I'm counting on you! - I'm wrong!
- "Snap of celery" - That's correct, too!
- Yes! - I've never sung "celery" in front of you before, and I've never heard it before.
- That's right, I like "celery" more than "joyjoy" - See, you know it!
- Can I read the back of it? - I'm happy you got it right.
- Question 3 - "Have you ever been sent home by your mother?" - Wow...
- I really don't know anything about people's families like this. - I really don't know what you're imagining.
- Either or! - I don't think it's something like this...
- Tetsuya! - Yes? - It's not like you don't do something, it's like you do something and then you lose your temper right away.
- "Manashoshoteater!" - "I have trouble waking up" - "I can't get up in the morning" - "Wake up" - Oh, is that so?
- I'm the type of person who gets in bed just in time, and when I come up the stairs, I'm like, "I'm up."
- I'm up, but when I open the door, I get really mad. - I know. - I get really mad.
- It's like "Doki!" - I get really mad! - "Oh, you really want me to stop?!" !You!" - "Miles was at fault" - "Wow! You! You! Are you going to wake me up?!"
- That reaction just made me like this! - I'm surprised! You're not up yet?!
- Okay, I'll reveal the answer. - I'm sure you know it. - The answer is... - "Wake up"! - "You'll be sleeping forever, so wake up early." - "Always He always told me to wake up." - Wow!
- "Older is correct"! - "Wake up" is still the same! - Wow! - I see!
- "I slept forever" is true, up until the last minute. - Wow!
- It's a shame that everyone got it right. - It's always someone who gets it right! - It's a shame that everyone got it right. - It's a shame that everyone got it right.
- It's a little embarrassing from here. - What about the title?
- Wow! - The title?
- Where do you get your title from, mother? - I want to know where you get your title from, sister.
- Surprisingly, mothers don't laugh more than you think. - Where do you get my coolness from?
- Do you have a house called "height"? - Surprisingly, mothers look at you like you're a man.
- You're the only one who does that. - I don't look at you like a kid all the time.
- I hope you'll forgive me. - It's a dream.
- You write it and use it with care. - Wow!
- I guess you can say it in simple words like "mother". - Yes.
- Tetsuya. - It's more like a poison than you think.
- You're good at singing. - What?
- It's more like this than you think. - It's a careful genre, isn't it?
- Yes, yes. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Tetsuya, what do you think this answer is?
- You're energetic.
- No, it's definitely this. It's like "mother".
- Please announce the correct answer. - Yes.
- Tonight... - A bright place.
- A bright place? - A bright place?!
- A bright place. - A bright place, huh?
- It was a bright place. - I thought it was a bright place.
- You don't have the courage to write it. - I don't have the courage to write it?!
- Don't say it! - I wrote "a bright place" and put it in a video and 6.3 million people are watching it.
- This is not the correct answer. - It's not?!
- It's close, though. - It's close, though.
- You're full of energy, but it's close. - The attributes are the same.
- Next question. - Yes!
- What's funny about it? - Wow!
- What's funny about it?
- I have that impression, but I don't know if my mom thinks it's funny.
- It's not stuck in your head? - I don't know if it's stuck in my head.
- I heard it's not stuck in your head, so I said it's not a performance system. - Oh.
- It's a little bit. - Roughly.
- It's natural. - Like a forgotten thing.
- Yomimaru. - Yes.
- It looks like my dad. - It looks like my dad.
- It's funny from my parents' point of view. - Yes, that's what's funny about it.
- I'm looking forward to it. - Yes!
- I think it's this one. - You can do anything.
- Yes, oh, oh, oh. - You can do anything.
- You're a brave child. - Wow!
- Next one. - Yes!
- The answer is... - This one.
- It's not funny at home.
- No way...
- Don't say it first!
- It's not funny at home.
- Wow, it's not stuck in my head.
- It's not funny at home. - It's bright.
- It's bright and it's not funny. - It's not stuck in my head.
- Next one. - Yes!
- What is Toshimitsu's most memorable statement? - Oh!
- A statement! - You'll know it soon.
- I don't think you know it. - You're the only one who doesn't know it.
- Yomimaru. - Yes.
- I'm quitting my job. - Oh!
- I'm quitting YouTube. - You worried about it the most.
- I did. - I see.
- I didn't think about it. - Tetsuya. - Yes.
- Don't say anything if you're in trouble. - Hahaha!
- Don't say it! - Hahaha!
- I've never said it before!
I've said it like once with courage.
- I've said it like this. - With courage, right?
- I'm looking forward to it. - I think there's a turning point like this.
- I think I'll do it about once. - Oh!
- I was 22g when I left the house. - Yes.
- I was also there at this timing. - That's right.
- Which one is it, I wonder? - I want it!
- This is suspicious. - Don't say anything if you're in trouble.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Don't say anything if you're in trouble. - Here is the correct answer.
- If you don't play properly when you're a kid, you won't be a good adult. - Hahaha!
- What? - How old were you?
- Yes, I have this. - You said it!
- I said it! - Yes.
- What? - Hahaha!
- When did you say that? - When I was in junior high school.
- I used to come home early for test week. - That's right.
- I used to come home early for test week. - Yes, that's right.
- I always go out too late and I never study. - If you're careful, you'll say that.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Don't think about talking about things you don't care about! - Haha!
- This is a serious influence! - Hahaha!
- I didn't talk about it much and I was influenced by that. - Haha!
- If you don't think about things you don't care about, you won't be a good adult! - Hahaha!
- Don't talk about things you don't care about! - Hahaha!
- You're the one who have the influence on you. - You're the one who have the influence on you.
- It's better for you to say things you don't think about when you quit your job. - Mmm...
- "I am a mother." - That's true!
- Here's the next one. - OK!
How many out of 100 points does Doshimitsu have?
- How many?! - Wow!
Wow, I wonder what he thinks.
- OK, Yumemaru. - Yes?
- 90 points! - Yeah.
- Tetsuya. - 80 points!
- Ohohoho! - I'm pretty low on points.
- He's surprisingly not very competitive. - Yeah, up until now.
- He's not funny. - I said he's not funny, so I'll be calm.
- Doshimitsu. - Yes?
Hey, Teltar and Mii.
- I'll say 100 points. - Wow!
- A father's mission. - I'll say it.
Here's the correct answer.
40 points.
- Hahahahaha! - You're too low!
- Wait, wait, wait! - What?!
- Wait, you're too low! - I said I'll be calm!
- It's "ge". - Yeah, it's "ge".
- "Ge" above "jo". - "Ge" above "jo".
- I'm losing confidence! - "Ge" above "jo" isn't funny!
- I'm still fine! - You're asking for too much!
- What world is 100 points in? - I wonder if Johnny's allowed it.
- This is shocking. I'll say 40 points. - Hahahahaha!
- This is... - This is fun.
- 50 years old and 60 points. - Hahahahaha!
- Next question. - OK.
Describe Candy in one word.
- Oooh! - So far, what's been there?
- Smart and bright girls, right? - Smart and bright girls.
- Smart and bright girls with bright faces. - Hahahahaha!
- I want you to guess. - I want to guess.
- Tetsuya. - Yes!
- Weird! - That's one.
- Weird is one. - Dream is one.
- Heat! - That's definitely not it.
- You're too naive. - That's not it.
- You said you were good at baseball and stuff. - Maybe I was indifferent.
- Hahahahaha! - That's not it.
- You're having fun too. - You're depressed.
- Come back! - You're doing something.
- Hahahahaha! - Toshimi.
- I think I'll lower it a little here, but...
- As I said earlier, it's a fun question with a personal impression.
- Oooh! - Easy.
- Next question. - Yes!
- Next question is... - This one.
- Man.
- That's gross.
- I heard you say "man". - Man.
- Next, where is it? - Man.
- I feel like I'm watching a video. - He's watching a video.
I thought we'd completely eliminated that route.
"Man"? Is that what parents say?
We absolutely can't remove the video aspect of it.
- Question 9. - Yes!
- We're doing question 9? - Yes.
- What is your treasure, Toshimitsu? - Treasure!
- That's low. - It's a treasure, right?
- What is Toshimitsu's room like now? - Mine is pretty big.
- Oh, I see. - I saw it there.
- Yumemaru. - Baseball player's autographed poem.
- That's what it says. - Tetsuya.
- I thought you wouldn't say something so emotional. - Meeting Kusanagi-san.
- I thought I got something from you. - Oh.
- But you didn't give me anything. - You actually gave me an autograph.
- Oh, I see. - You don't have one at home, do you?
- I don't have one at home. - I thought you might have something to do with Kusanagi-san.
- Yes. - I'm excited!
- I remember having one of these. - Yes.
- Ibata's autographed Ibat. - Oh!
- This is Ibata's autograph from when I was in my 40s or so. - Oh, I see.
- My parents didn't treasure this to me. - Yes!
- I'll announce the answer! - The answer is...
- Friends. - Friends?
- Oh, you mean "members"? - Huh?
- I thought you meant "members" or something like that.
- It was us! - What are you talking about?!
- If you're embarrassed, don't say it! - I'm scared!
- "Members" or something like that.
- Say it in a cool way! - You can say it in a cool way!
- These are the memories of my childhood. - That's what you want, right?
- That's what I wanted to know!
- I want to know what happened. - I'm scared!
- I haven't been able to profile you yet. - Yeah.
- The last two questions! - OK!
- Since you're a treasure, I'll ask you this. - Oh!
- What do you like about Shimizu-kun? - That's your mother's image of you, isn't it?
- What I don't like about you is... - That's a premise you're trying to get rid of!
- It's hard for me to answer! I'm bored! - You can tell by looking at people's faces, can't you?
- You're laughing too much! - No, no!
- You think my face is funny? You think I'm drunk? - You've changed!
- OK, then... Memaru! - OK.
- What I don't like about you is... - You've changed since you started driving.
- Tetsuya! - I think the first impression I got from you when you were driving was...
- You're nice! - You know...
- I thought you gave me a positive impression! - I'm looking forward to it!
- So, my second impression is... - You're funny and nice!
- I think you're funny for sure! - No, no!
- The answer is... - When I was in second year of high school...
- When I was in the same class as you... - You said you were funny and nice...
- I thought you were funny for sure! - I'm starting to get confused!
- Did you talk about it at home? - Yes!
- I thought you were going to become an entertainer! - I thought you were going to become an entertainer!
- You're giving me a high rating! - You're funny!
- You said you were going to become an entertainer, so I'll give you a high rating!
- I didn't think you were going to break my record! - I can't beat you!
- I thought you were going to become an entertainer! - You're giving me a high rating!
- I remember you talking about it on YouTube! - We talked about it at home!
- I said it when I was in second year of high school... - You said it when you were in second year of high school!
- I thought you were going to become an entertainer! - I'm looking forward to it!
- So, both of you got 5 points! - Yes!
- Next is the final question, so make sure you get it right! - Final question... - What are you good at? - This is hard! - I know this one! - I'm sorry, but I know this one! - It's what you're good at, right? - That's what it is! - Did you do something at home? - No, wait! - Is there a different way of doing it? - There is! - There is a different way of doing it! - Please! - Yes!
- I used to make sushi videos! - Oh! - I used to do it! - You have a dream! - I used to do "Achido Senkyosu" here! - No, you don't! - No, you do! - You do! - No, you don't! - Now, Toshirin! - I've changed my cooking style! - I'm good at making pancakes! - You're good at making pancakes? - I used to make a lot of pancakes at home! - What's your other dish? - Okonomiyaki!
- Man, you're good at it!
- I was good at making though!
- But there's one chance, which one do you think is right? - The answer is...
- Here it is!
- Pancakes...
- That is correct! - Correct!
- This is!! - This must be a nuns mixed rice!
- An Parent-Child Bond (lighthouse) - Yesss!
- Right?! - This is so cool!
- I feel bad! - But you insisted when you answered!
- Great! - We were on the same page.
- I got it right! - Yeah!
So, Toshimitsu's mother, Toshimitsu King, is...
- Toshimitsu! - Okay, okay!
Okay, I'm still doing it, but...
- You completely showed your father's bond in the end. - Yeah.
- The end was amazing. - Yeah.
- You know what your mother thinks of you. - Yeah.
- That's what's interesting about this video. - Yeah, but you're at this age and you're still not sure.
- Yeah, you don't have much to ask for. - You can't say much in high school, right?
- Yeah. - You can't say much with your face like that.
- What school should I go to? - Yeah, from here...
- Um... next time... - Who will it be?
- Who will it be?
- I'm not sure about this kanji or next time. - Are you going home?
- Okay, next time, Yumimaru's mother and Yumimaru's father. - Yes.
Let's meet again in Yumimaru's mother and father.
Goodbye!